Losers Never Get Laid

Losers Never Get Laid

Rating: 3.8

Release Date: 12/17/2017

Cast: Tommy Pistol, Tommy Gunn, Britney Amber, Sasha Heart, Evan Stone, Mercedes Carrera, Katie Morgan

Connor Kennedy, a walking disaster, is terrible at dealing with the ladies, but help is on the way! Sex Guide Ron Jeremy tutors him on the "ins and outs" of how to please a woman. It is up to Diana (Katie Morgan), Carolyn (Miranda Miller and Katie (Alexa Grace) to put his newfound sexual prowess to the test.

Losers Never Get Laid - Scene 1: Bought And Paid For

Release Date: 12/17/2017 | Length: 18:27

Starring: Tommy Pistol

Description: Mike and Jared (Tommy Pistol) are classic movie nerds - fashion-blind, obsessed with video games and pop culture, and tragically short of pussy. It looks like there's no hope for either of them. Jared, at least, gets his jollies by hiring escorts, and who can blame him? With hookers like Kleio Valentine plying their trade in your town, you'd probably despair of finding anything better too. Jared's one of those guys who never gives up, though.

Categories: Romance

Losers Never Get Laid - Scene 2: Bathroom Quickie

Release Date: 12/27/2017 | Length: 17:18

Starring: Britney Amber, Tommy Gunn

Description: Somehow, Jared's landed a couple of girls and set up a double date, but Mike's nerdery gets in the way, and after a few classic dork mishaps, he ends up on the sidewalk while his date Britney (Britney Amber), who sheered off early, ends up getting busy in a bathroom with a sexy stranger (Tommy Gunn). While Mike brushes trash off himself and tries to figure out what to do with his evening, Britney gets down on her knees for a bad boy with a big cock.

Categories: Models, Romance

Losers Never Get Laid - Scene 3: Good Advice

Release Date: 01/10/2018 | Length: 16:34

Starring: Sasha Heart

Description: Somehow - don't ask how - Ron Jeremy appears to Mike and imparts to him the secrets of the universe. Well, the secrets of securing a solid pussy supply, anyway. Ron - who may or may not be real - takes Mike to a strip club, where two smoking hot dancers respond eagerly to Mike's newfound confidence; Sasha Heart and Skylar Snow put on a very explicit show for the astonished nerd in a private room.

Categories: Models, Romance

Losers Never Get Laid - Scene 4: Pro-am

Release Date: 01/20/2018 | Length: 13:13

Starring: Evan Stone, Mercedes Carrera

Description: When Mike finds out that Ron Jeremy isn't exactly real, he's baffled, but Ron's advice holds true, and Mike realizes he's gotten lucky. He tells Ron about the ex he's still pining for, and Ron hows him what's going on with Liz (Mercedes Carrera) - she's fucking Evan Stone, and they're making porn together. Mike doesn't like watching it, but it's a lesson he needs to learn - the confident guys get the girls. Ron takes him away so he doesn't have to see the whole thing, but we get to watch as Evan and Liz make some very good porn.

Categories: Models, Romance

Losers Never Get Laid - Scene 5: Final Exam

Release Date: 01/24/2018 | Length: 27:11

Starring: Katie Morgan

Description: Ron takes Mike out to a bar to test out the new moves, and Mike puts them all to practice on a few girls at the bar. Ron's frankly reprehensible negging advice works like a charm, and he even gets the chance to stick it to his ex's new man before he ends up in bed with Katie Morgan, Miranda Miller and Alexa Grace; all three sexy blondes are fascinated by his confidence and savoir-faire - it turns out losers do get laid after all!

Categories: Models, Romance

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